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Emily. 24. INFJ Put-A-Bird-On-it, Oregon. Funny. Sarcastic. Thoughtful. Overly excited. My life is stupid enough.
  • Totally Unserious

    What will it take to get you into this rhino anus today?

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    agentyawk:

    COUNTDOWN TO SEASON 12: a gifset per episode

    → season 3, episode 14: have we met?

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    April Camp NaNoWriMo

    girlwriteswords:

    Day: 20

    26, 787, 40, 000

    Lawrence pulls the wrinkled piece of paper out of his pocket. “What’s that?” Nick asks glancing at it.
    "Rhoda asked if I would get some clothes for the girls since theirs are—"
    "Gross?"
    Lawrence chuckles, “yeah. So she gave me their sizes.”
    "Let’s get that first. The retail stores don’t secure the same as the other buildings. People aren’t really looking to loot clothes when an outbreak happens."
    Lawrence nods. “Yeah. Alright.”
    They walk into a clothing store with dim lights. For safety they have their guns drawn in case any undead are hiding in the racks of clothes. Everything appears to still be in pristine condition. “Y’know I feel a little weird doing this. I’ve only ever taken food and supplies during an outbreak.”
    "Yeah I feel the same, but we can’t exactly let those girls continue to wear those dirty clothes." Lawrence shrugs.
    "Yeah, and if we don’t I’m sure that both Rhoda and Elise will have our asses."
    The men laugh while looking through the racks of girls clothes. “Here’s the issue, I have no idea how to pick out clothes for girls. I have six brothers.”
    Nick laughs. “I honestly don’t think it really matters. Just pick out some clothes in the right sizes and then get the hell outta here.”

    (Caught up on my words since I didn’t write yesterday. Now I’m ready to sleep.)

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    tatianamaslnay:

    rexuality:

    if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

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    hawk-and-handsaw:

    this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 

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    Much better. #campnanowrimo #ifixedit

    Much better. #campnanowrimo #ifixedit

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    I am so smart. #campnanowrimo #smrt #thesimpsons

    I am so smart. #campnanowrimo #smrt #thesimpsons

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    areyoutryingtodeduceme:

Punk!Black Widow to go with Punk!Winter Soldier.It’s been years since I’ve studied Latin so I probably butchered it, but you can’t see the full phrases anyway, but her back is supposed to say “Trust No One” and “Believe Nothing” while the Russian shoooouuuld say “remember”.

    areyoutryingtodeduceme:

    Punk!Black Widow to go with Punk!Winter Soldier.
    It’s been years since I’ve studied Latin so I probably butchered it, but you can’t see the full phrases anyway, but her back is supposed to say “Trust No One” and “Believe Nothing” while the Russian shoooouuuld say “remember”.

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    pyrrhicvictoria:

    heroin addict? no, heroine addict. please give me more leading ladies i need them to survive

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