Emily. 23. Put-A-Bird-On-it, Oregon. Funny. Sarcastic. Thoughtful. Overly excited. My life is stupid enough.
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
Dude. SPRING BREAK!
Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
sirens, man. | hark a vagrant
#i think what most people don’t seem to realize about this film is what an amazing commentary it is on guys like tom #who are everywhere #and who are douches despite how cute and charming they might seem #everyone around him is like dude get over it dude calm down #and he is like no she is going to be my manic pixie dream girl and it’s going to be perfect fuck you
Oh Bruce. You kill me, buddy.
