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Emily. 24. INFJ Put-A-Bird-On-it, Oregon. Funny. Sarcastic. Thoughtful. Overly excited. My life is stupid enough.
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    What will it take to get you into this rhino anus today?

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    cannedviennasausage:

    monobeartheater:

    literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

    It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great

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    godswerepoetsonce:

    enterprising-gentleman:

    sapphirefiber:

    paintedlandscape:

    INFMETRY star projector.

    I really genuinely want this.

    Oh, this is cool, but I bet it’s one of those insanely expensive things I’ll never be able to have in a million years.

    OHWAITLOOK IT’S $22 HOLY CRAP

    Some assembly required, but it looks fun to assemble. AND THOSE RESULTS HOLY CRAP

    Yep, added to my wishlist, for sure!

    $22?!? I know what want for Christmas this year…

    Goodness!

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    rustypipes-and-tigerstripes:

    I think Andy may have realised that his animal is of the stuffed variety.

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    ryyde:

    i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

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    missyay:

    nazerine:

    excessivecompulsive:

    nazerine:

    the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

    you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

    wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

    in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

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    keithboykin:

    Twitter reacts to the Michael Dunn sentence today. Dunn was sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole.

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